NIKE HAS UNVEILED ARSENAL'S NEW AWAY KIT...FOR THE LAST TIME.

Aslan has given his approval to the new away kit.

So, our 2013/2014 away kit has been unveiled yesterday, accompanied by a not-at-all over the top "ceremony" at the Emirates. The latest and what will be the last Nike effort, as we move on to Puma.

I have to admit, when I'd first found out we'd be parting ways with Nike, I was a lot more upset than I would ever care to admit, and just to rub it in, after years and years of torturing us with monstrosities, they come out with the perfect yellow and blue away kit.

Nike is definitely trendier and all the cool kids wear it ...but hey, the cool kids hate me anyway and at the end of the day, the brand of your team's football kit has got to be the most insignificant issue in the whole fucking world, so let's just focus on what's important i.e what's happening on the pitch (although, considering our form over the last few seasons, I understand it's not always easy to do).

Arsenal's New 2011/2012 Away Kit Isn't As Bad As Everyone Claims It Is.

Balenciaga clutch really adds depth to this away kit...

It seems just like yesterday I was writing my second post on this blog, which was dedicated to Arsenal's away kit that had just come out, yet here I am, a year later, writing about another new away kit. I can't believe it's been a year. What's even more amazing though is that the content of this post is going to be almost identical to the one from last year: another debatable Nike effort, another attempt at trying to convince Cesc that pure high glamour isn't Barcelona's strongest point, despite what that gaylord Pep might be telling him. Unfortunately, I believe this year Guardiola's piles and piles of suit vests could just prove too tempting for Fabregas to resist (which by the looks of things is how Barca intend on paying us).
*sigh*
Anyway, I didn't write a 2010/2011 season review but that's only because I am not a masochist.

Back to the away kit business, our away kit for next season has come out and...uh...umm...it's...uh...made of fabric and...FUCK YOU NIKE, YOU GREEDY MUTHERFUCKERS!

Maybe if you add some accessories...

ARSENAL'S NEW AWAY KIT IS NOT AS AMAZING AS EVERTON'S NEW AWAY KIT.

I hope that outfit will finally get me to the top of the page at lookbook.nu

Annoying, spoiled hipsters are into sports, right? Hello?

Anyway, the pictures of the new away kit came out yesterday and I have to say I like it. I like the design and the fact that it's yellow. Not just because it's a somewhat traditional color for our away kits. I just like yellow. It's a happy color. I even like the song (yeah, I know). Plus I don't particularly mind the maroon, so all in all I'm quite satisfied. I'm sure people at Nike are breathing a sigh of relief as we speak. Then they'll do more coke and order some hookers.

Most importantly though, I hope Cesc Fabregas sees it and realizes that he won't get a chance to sashay around the pitch in an outfit as fierce as this one in some stinky Barcelona.

HOWEVER, as awesome as our away kit might be, there IS a place where they take the definition of high glamour to an entirely different level, which might just sway Fabregas or any other player for that matter, to switch sides. I am talking about, of course, EVERTON FC  and their magnificent new away kits:

Just see how thrilled Tim Cahill looks, the excitement on his face says it all:

Imagination, Life Is Your Creation! LOL!!!11!!!1